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idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

jinxedlucky:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I watched the whole thing. All the way through. I swear on all that is holy that if I ever hear someone say this to me I will turn around an d leave the building. There was a solid twenty seconds of eyebrow lifting. I may cry. Please, no one else torture yourself by watching this. It will kill you.

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

kohri:

Magical Girls (1995 - 2014)

cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….
hmm……


well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”

I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.I have a good feeling about this ^^

I GOT MAGICAL GIRLS HELL YES

cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….

hmm……

well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”
I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”

I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.
I have a good feeling about this ^^

I GOT MAGICAL GIRLS HELL YES

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

teraboophilia:

if you have a crush on me, send me a  ★☆★

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS